What’s with the center part haircut so many people have now? It makes you look, at best, like a 1990s sleazy boy band member. At worst, like a 1990s horror movie school bully.

The protests in Georgia are so funny. The country has a massive unemployment rate; it has massive energy costs; it has massive food prices. Because of all the russian draft dodgers it has a massive increase in population. So what do the middle class “intellectuals” turn out to protest? Of course, NGOs and media outlets having to show their funding. Apparently, that’s a much more important issue than their starving and unemployed compatriots.

ACU RSCH HWS.

Dear man that followed my mother into the restroom earlier.

You are not a woman.