This site really has issues wirh inconsistent implementation of its various features.

I am here only for the cookies. So share them with me.

If I told you that I have over a million new cells in me since yesterday, would you be astonished?

For all of you thirsty folks out there...

Viva Niagra!

Oh now my sock pic uploads for those whovwanted proof of such. Please revel or revolt, as per your preference, upon the glory of my footwear.

*throws food at you all*

Finished lunch. Sorry, there no leftovers of farfelle pasta wirh shrimp and the cup of strawberries.

Bouncing like a check glued to a basketball.

Annoyed by bad UX. Why do you even allow us to "edit" but then say it us not allowed when there is a photo?

Did you even think that one through? Probably not. I despise erroneous paths taken by programmers who don't consider the consequences of their failures.

No, I am nkt looking for a serious relationship. Only humorous, please. Laughing at me or with me is all that matters.